WHY I HATED MATHS:

 

What We Did in Class:


5 + 5 = 10
 

What the Teacher Gave Us as Homework:
 

734 + 555 – 432/69 = 12.42
 

What We Saw in the Exam:
 

With 2 sheep flying, one yellow and the other headed right, how much does a bag of cement cost, given that the cow is 10 years old and the owner's first wife now weighs 106 kilograms?